Lemmy -- MiLemmyum
Theoretically deceased Motörhead frontbeing's audiobook of his coloring book autobiography is a single 45-minute exhaling hack, like a phlegmy sinewave (not to be confused with the all-electronic Motörhead tribute band PhLemmy Sinewave). This boxed set of 100 eight-disc boxed sets, each containing an empty corn cob (what, do I have to spell it out for you? Am I the only one reading the cob implications between the lines of "Iron Fist"?) (not to be confused with Korn tribute band Cob Implications) is accompanied by a box of MiLemmyYums! cereal: chocolate marshmallow umlauts in a frosted oat cereal that turns milk whiskey-y.
Jeffrey Stanley -- The Glorious Desk
This is the desk upon which Stanley composed his upcoming release I Have Invented A New Universe Populated By The Saxophone People; I Shall Call It Saxophonia. Oh Wait, That's Taken. Hold On, Let Me Think Of Something Else. Overwhelming in its profundity, impressive in its functionality. Available as a desk.
The Poo-Teens -- That Better Be Gravy On Those Fries
Leading lights of Montreal's scat-punk scene follow up on their impressive string of 7"s with a piece of excrement in a plastic bag.